Monday, November 24, 2008
这个笑话曾排世界第一
一个美国人在中国一家饭店里吃饭。当侍者端上一盘龙虾后，美国人问道：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的虾壳？” “当然是倒掉啦，”侍者道。 “NO！NO！NO！”美国人摇摇头说，“在我们美国，吃剩的虾壳就送进工厂里，做成虾饼，然后再卖到你们中国。” 一会儿，侍者又端上了一盘水果，美国人指着其中一个柠檬又问：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的柠檬皮？” “当然是倒掉啦，”侍者道。 “NO！NO！NO！” 美国人摇摇头说，“在我们美国，吃剩的柠檬皮就送进工厂里，做成果珍，然后再卖到你们中国。” 结帐的时候，美国人一边嚼着口香糖，一边笑着问侍者：“请问你们怎样处理吃剩的口香糖？” “当然是吐掉啦，”侍者道。 “NO！NO！NO！” 美国人摇摇头，得意的说，“在我们美国，嚼过的口香糖就送进工厂里，做成套套，然后再卖到你们中国。” 侍者不耐烦的问道：“那你知道在我们中国，如何处理用过的套套吗？” , “当然是扔掉啦，”美国人道。 侍者摇摇头说：“NO！NO！NO！在我们中国，用过的套套就送进工厂里，做成口香糖，然后再卖到你们美国。” 我看到一个奇怪的现象，就是看我贴子的一部分人，都在不久后做成了如下事情： 、恋爱成功了； 、生意谈成了； 、升官发财了；4、心情舒畅了； 、家庭和睦了； 身体健康了； 万事顺意了。 这部分人就是先顶再看，看了还顶的兄弟姐妹们。毛主席教导我们：“看到好贴一定要顶！” 毛主席的话，是很有道理的。 回个贴就那么难吗？
男人不敢娶漂亮女人的真实原因!
1、管理费太高
漂亮女孩子都是众人追捧的对象，即使你先下手为强，那你都保证别人就不能再追吗？现在最流行的话不就是：“有男友又怎么样？还沒結婚呢；有老公又怎么样？还可以离婚呢！”你能忍受你的妻子一天到晚有嗡嗡蜜蜂围着转吗？
2、维护费昂贵
俗语说：“三分长相七分打扮”，也就是说，漂亮女孩子不一定长得能有多漂亮，漂亮都是打扮出来的。爱打扮的女孩子，无非都有两个特点：一是喜欢逛街，二是喜欢购物。说到逛街，众多男士听了就后怕吧。看不出女孩子吃得不多，可是逛起街来，体力不知道比男孩子足到哪里去了。男孩子爬一天山回来脚都不带痛的，可是逛一天街下来，只怕要哭爹喊娘了。至于购物嘛，男孩子永远也想不通女孩子的衣柜里怎么会永远都少一件衣服。还有那些瓶瓶罐罐的化妆品保养品，你也永远都弄不清是要来做什么的
3、使用价值不高
漂亮女孩都是上得了厅堂而下不了廚房的。要知道油烟可是皮肤的天敌啊，所以啊，漂亮女孩是轻易不会进厨房的。如果你想吃点什么，要么就出去吃，要么就自己动手吧。依此类推，既然不下厨房，那么家里的卫生保潔，比如说什么洗马桶之类的活儿，可能也只能你来代劳了。
4、耐用性不强
但凡是漂亮女孩子身边都会有不少簇拥者。簇拥的人一多，难免会惯养成一点大小姐坏毛病、臭脾气，不知道你受不受得了这些毛病和脾气。也许一天两天可以受得了，但是十年八年，一辈子呢？你会愿意一辈子都当个受气包吗？
5、经济成本的问题
爱比较。一般来说，漂亮女孩子身边追的人都并不少，无论你是第一个追她的人，还是第10个追她的人，她都会有对象来比较。比较你是不是比某某某有能力啊，是不是比某某某有本事啊，是不是比某某某有钱啊……你不要塞着耳朵啊，还没有比完呢……——哈哈，你能承担的经济成本要好好分析一下了。
漂亮女孩子都是众人追捧的对象，即使你先下手为强，那你都保证别人就不能再追吗？现在最流行的话不就是：“有男友又怎么样？还沒結婚呢；有老公又怎么样？还可以离婚呢！”你能忍受你的妻子一天到晚有嗡嗡蜜蜂围着转吗？
2、维护费昂贵
俗语说：“三分长相七分打扮”，也就是说，漂亮女孩子不一定长得能有多漂亮，漂亮都是打扮出来的。爱打扮的女孩子，无非都有两个特点：一是喜欢逛街，二是喜欢购物。说到逛街，众多男士听了就后怕吧。看不出女孩子吃得不多，可是逛起街来，体力不知道比男孩子足到哪里去了。男孩子爬一天山回来脚都不带痛的，可是逛一天街下来，只怕要哭爹喊娘了。至于购物嘛，男孩子永远也想不通女孩子的衣柜里怎么会永远都少一件衣服。还有那些瓶瓶罐罐的化妆品保养品，你也永远都弄不清是要来做什么的
3、使用价值不高
漂亮女孩都是上得了厅堂而下不了廚房的。要知道油烟可是皮肤的天敌啊，所以啊，漂亮女孩是轻易不会进厨房的。如果你想吃点什么，要么就出去吃，要么就自己动手吧。依此类推，既然不下厨房，那么家里的卫生保潔，比如说什么洗马桶之类的活儿，可能也只能你来代劳了。
4、耐用性不强
但凡是漂亮女孩子身边都会有不少簇拥者。簇拥的人一多，难免会惯养成一点大小姐坏毛病、臭脾气，不知道你受不受得了这些毛病和脾气。也许一天两天可以受得了，但是十年八年，一辈子呢？你会愿意一辈子都当个受气包吗？
5、经济成本的问题
爱比较。一般来说，漂亮女孩子身边追的人都并不少，无论你是第一个追她的人，还是第10个追她的人，她都会有对象来比较。比较你是不是比某某某有能力啊，是不是比某某某有本事啊，是不是比某某某有钱啊……你不要塞着耳朵啊，还没有比完呢……——哈哈，你能承担的经济成本要好好分析一下了。
15 sentences that got meaningful
01. I love you not because of who you are,but because of who I am when I am with you
02. No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is, won't make you cry.
03. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have
04. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart
05. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
06. Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
07. To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world
08. Don't waste your time on a man/woman,who isn't willing to waste their time on you
09. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person,we will know how to be grateful
10. Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you,so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you
13. Don't try so hard,the best things come when you least expect them to
14. Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason.
15. True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends
Being happy is the priority of living,If you wanna be sad,be sad for something that's worth it
02. No man or woman is worth your tears,and the one who is, won't make you cry.
03. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have
04. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart
05. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
06. Never frown,even when you are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
07. To the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world
08. Don't waste your time on a man/woman,who isn't willing to waste their time on you
09. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one,so that when we finally meet the person,we will know how to be grateful
10. Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you,so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you
13. Don't try so hard,the best things come when you least expect them to
14. Remember: Whatever happens, happens for a reason.
15. True friends: How many people actually have 8 true friends? Hardly anyone I know! But some of us have all right friends and good friends
Being happy is the priority of living,If you wanna be sad,be sad for something that's worth it
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
New S & Y
LAst week thusday Ms all sunday give me fighting fish. He ask me to bring back to take care it but he dun like the fish anymore. By the way after i bring back the fish like very good to me and i very good to him. But i dunno how he will survival until when. The colour of this fish are brown and yellow like that quite small. Later on, when my mom come back say to me, aiyoyoyo ntg goods u didnt bring back u know how to bring back ppl dun wan the thing( in chinese) i look at her and say mom not wan de is my friend dun wan ady then only ask me to bring back to help him to take care. After my mom listen it she say ok u can take care of it.
Today, (u-know) give me his fighting fish and he say he say the fish very old and not nice anymore for him he say better u bring back and take care of it and take care carefully enough and no need to worry want just change water and give eat some food kao tim. Haha now i got 2 new friend i will give them a name call S & Y haha. I also dunno why i give for fun but he give me the fish very like to eat more wan cant stop feeding him enough. By the way friend i will take care about it dun worry . thank alot
Today, (u-know) give me his fighting fish and he say he say the fish very old and not nice anymore for him he say better u bring back and take care of it and take care carefully enough and no need to worry want just change water and give eat some food kao tim. Haha now i got 2 new friend i will give them a name call S & Y haha. I also dunno why i give for fun but he give me the fish very like to eat more wan cant stop feeding him enough. By the way friend i will take care about it dun worry . thank alot
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Finally the final exam is coming going to say bye bye to sem 2 again plus after this exam i will lost alot of friend because they are flying to australia for their futher studying there. I hope that they can do well and wish them all the best after you all going there and maybe after final exam i also dunno still can meet them anot still cant say because they sure busy with their stuff for going to australia. The revision my subject also haven complete it. I am still lazy and didnt study well for it. I scare i going to regret this sem again and again. Finally still got 4 or 5 days going to reach the first days of the exam. Hey guys u all ready to do it. For me i still not and i cant even say 100% yet because my brain not that work yet. I am starting worry about it again but for me this few days din slept well and i also dunno why.
After that, I wish all the people in taylors college can do well their exam.. Good luck
After that, I wish all the people in taylors college can do well their exam.. Good luck
Thursday, November 6, 2008
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